People and why all nations suck

by Karolin Oja »

When people have previously said that all Estonians are hostile, prejudicial and cold, then I haven’t really believed them as I’m lucky enough to be surrounded by great people. But now that I’ve grown older I realize that all these sayings are actually true but they only apply to the “average” Estonian who is really close to the rock-bottom of Estonia.

Here’s an example – a girl gets punched in the face by a Russian man who is tan. So then a gang gathers and the girl says what happened and a lovely Estonian replies: ?Tiblast neeger vä? (translation: An Afro-American Russian?)? and then wants to hit either a Russian or a black person, probably not even caring about the girl through his alcohol-blurred vision.

And so it goes with all nations – the average people (who suck hard) stand out and ruin everything. And I don’t see a solution to the problem but I have recently got the urge to punch someone really hard, so I guess it’s a chain reaction.

Please, don’t be idiots.

About the author

Karolin Oja is definitely the most idiosyncratic and rebellious of the lot, every post abundant with subversion. When she is not overthrowing the government or making the world spin backwards she enjoys strolls on the beach and inspiring conversations with people of equal stature. Voted most likely to become president twice.