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The One Sentence Manifesto

by Jaak   »

This blog is a manifesto in itself – extreme in its rhetoric content, intended to shock and move the gray masses, and to have a revolutionary impact on whoever might read it – especially our brothers in arms, but not excluding the innocent bystanders so often forgotten in this cruel world.

Ironic that your curiosity has gotten you here. Look, you’re already looking for a way out, but deep down inside, you know you really don’t want one.

Literary gimmicks aside, this blog is serious about not being serious. In writing we rely on quality over quantity and quantity over more quantity. Thus we create quality from quantity and quantity from more quantity. Since we have plenty of writers with a lot of thoughts that have been banned in most countries north of Australia, we can provide you, our most beloved audience, with both quality and quantity that would make the UK and Russia proud, respectively.

We hope that you enjoy spending your time here,

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About the author
Jaak

Jaak Kaevats is the miserable artist sans misery. He somehow manages to escape the everyday depression so common in TIK and even finds time to drop a line or two right here.

Jaak’s greatest invention to date is the innovative method of first frying and only then boiling small mince pies aka “pelmeenid”.

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